Sauron of all Russia. How Lukashenko ridiculed Putin

On December 26, an informal summit of the CIS was held in St. Petersburg, he writes planeta.press.

Putin and Alexander Lukashenko

As a reminder, the Commonwealth of Independent States was conceived as a "renewed Union" with the participation of nine of the 15 Soviet republics: Russia, Ukraine, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Tajikistan, and Azerbaijan. But the signing of the union treaty was thwarted by the August coup and the process of the disintegration of the USSR ended on December 8, 1991, when the heads of Russia, Belarus and Ukraine signed the Belovezhsky Agreement on the termination of the existence of the Soviet Union and the creation of the CIS. Ukraine ended its participation in the CIS after the Russian Federation started a war in 2014, annexed Crimea and occupied ORDLO. The rest are Azerbaijan, Armenia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Russia, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan.

Now the CIS is breathing incense (like the CSTO and other Kremlin projects), but for now there is a possibility that it will "learn" something from Russia.

"While there is an opportunity to freely learn something from Russia - why not preserve the dead CIS? Political parties, even without visible results, in addition, can be considered as a kind of entertainment, a trip, a trip to visit, where you will also be rewarded - you will be given hullyards for the very fact of your arrival and you will be pampered in every way. A simulacrum of a commonwealth of countries, each of which hates Russia," wrote, for example, Igor Skurlatov, Doctor of Political Science, Professor of the Moscow Institute of National and Regional Relations.

It will not only "understand" Russia, but also expose Putin to ridicule, which, in fact, some heads of the CIS member states have done.

In particular, Alexander Lukashenko showed up for the event with a ring on his finger, which drew attention to the pro-government Belarusian Telegram channel "Pul Pervogo". As it turned out, the ring is one of nine. Rings made of gold and platinum were specially made for the informal summit of the CIS and distributed to the heads of the participating countries as a gift. No one else wore them to the event, and if it weren't for Lukashenko, the world would never have known about the existence of the "Brotherhood of the Ring" 2.0.

Social networks exploded with laughter, because immediately there was an association with the famous work of John Tolkien "The Lord of the Rings". The nine rings of power are the central artifacts of the books. Sauron gave them to people who were hungry for power, and these kings could not overcome the power of the rings and became the Nazgul - Black Riders, invisible servants of Sauron, completely subordinate to his power. Sauron took the place of Morgoth, the main antagonist of the original Middle-earth (whose role could well have been claimed by Joseph Stalin) after his overthrow. The analogy is spoiled only by the fact that Putin left the ninth ring. According to the book, after the creation of the rings, Sauron personally and secretly forged another one - the Ring of Sovereignty, to which all others obeyed. According to the book, the story ended badly for Sauron and the Black Riders - they died after the Ring of Sovereignty was destroyed.

The rest of the story is similar. The fact is that John Tolkien wrote the trilogy from 1936 to 1949, and many researchers believe that in the history of the battle for Middle-earth they found a reflection of the events of the XNUMXth century, and Putin is repeating the fate of Adolf Hitler step by step.

"On the very days when the unwritten trilogy received its title, Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement with Hitler. And then such events unfolded, and with such speed...", for example, wrote the Soviet translator of "The Lord of the Rings" Vladimir Muravyov.

"We are dealing with a mentally unhealthy person. A pathological liar with delusions of grandeur and persecution. Putin is obsessed with the occult and wears a red thread on his wrist. Someday it will be revealed that the president of Russia makes decisions on the advice of an old man from the forest or some Pokemon..." Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny said in his first interview from the colony for The New York Times.

For example, journalists of the publication "Proekt" found out that Putin takes "bloody" baths from deer horns. In order to prepare them, in the spring, when Altai's fallow deer begin to grow antlers, the animals are tied up, lifted up and cut off while they are still alive, with blood-stained horns - animal protectionists compare this to torture, like pulling out nails from a person. He brought Putin to the "blood baths" of Shoigu, who brought him to Altai for the first time in the mid-2000s.

In this story, it is noteworthy that Putin flatters himself by comparing himself to Sauron. Putin is no Sauron, but an ordinary gopnik from the St. Petersburg gatehouse who became an international criminal.

And the rest of the participants decided to keep up with Lukashenko.

As soon as Kasym-Jomart Tokaev arrived in St. Petersburg, the head of the Foreign Ministry of Kazakhstan, Mukhtar Tleuberdy, reminded that "Kazakhstan does not participate in sanctions against Russia, but adheres to the principle of not allowing any companies to use themselves to circumvent sanctions."

Armenian Prime Minister Nikol Pashinyan demanded that Russia resolve the issue of the Lachin Corridor by January 10. Otherwise, Yerevan will launch a denunciation of Armenia's membership in the CSTO and the CIS, which will be completed by the end of 2023. They say that this ultimatum was supported by Great Britain, Turkey, France and the USA.

Returning from the CIS summit, the president of Kyrgyzstan, Sadyr Zhaparov, called on the country's departments to switch to document circulation in the Kyrgyz language. He stated that "it is wrong to conduct document circulation in Russian, being Kyrgyz", therefore "document circulation in departments should be conducted in the state language by no less than 50%."

But at the informal summit, the hour of the Russian language in the CIS, declared by Russia for 2023, was discussed. In particular, Vladimir Putin said that the peoples of the Commonwealth of Independent States have a lot in common, "and, of course, the Russian language, which is a powerful unifying force that binds together our multinational states." According to him, "a very extensive program of activities aimed at supporting, preserving and increasing the status of the [Russian] language as a language of inter-national communication has been developed."

By the way, the CIS emblem looks like the "eye of Sauron".

Coincidence?

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